Weird Happenings

Last night, I fell asleep with the TV on, watching national geographic. My sleep was intensely deep, the type that's a surreal vat of blackness.

Until about the middle of the night, when I began having this awful nightmare that just went on and on.

I vaguely remember the details now, but do recall it was about a supernatural "presence" in my house. In one scene, one of my best friends in the dream (she was an african american girl, for some reason) was standing with me outside my front door. She told me my house was possessed after I'd been living there for months. I glanced into the window of the house, and actually saw a hazy shape moving in there, gliding slowly between rooms.

Anything that's mildly scary during the day is outrightly terrifying in the darkness of night. When I woke up, I was literally shivering.

...And I immediately discovered the cause of the whole thing.

National geographic was running a special on haunted houses.

As stewie would say...BLAST!